The Empire of Almpo Kingdom is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Almpo with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.992 billion Almpo Kingdomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almpo Kingdomian economy, worth 424 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,219 Escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almpo Kingdom's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nunismo.

Almpo Kingdom is ranked 9,825^th in the world and 520^th in Lazarus for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.